ChristmAss Crack


a long sliver of -ss crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.
my brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her christm-ss crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the new year’s eve party.

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