christopher david vargas
the most bad-ss person ever..he will fist pump your -sshole to a bl–dy pulp. he lives in nj, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power… go spidey go!
whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.
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