christurbation


christurbation, n:

1. becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving s-xual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially jesus.

3. excessive praise or kissing -ss of a religious figure, especially jesus.
1. “messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion.”

2. “masturbation makes baby jesus cry, but christurbation really p-sses him off.”

3. “dude, i know you love jesus and think he’s the sh-t and all, but cut the christurbation.”
noun:
1. becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving s-xual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially jesus.
3. excessive praise or “kissing -ss” of a religious figure, especially jesus.
dude, i know you love the jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.

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