Chrome Bag


a sweet, kick-ss messenger bag with a seatbelt buckle to hold it that was originally used by bike messengers and soon developed into a very hipster thing to own. usually one person will have one and over time db friends will steal the idea and call it theirs.
you: omg!! have you seen that db at our school? when the f-ck did he get a chrome bag? i had it first. such a d-mn hipster.

friend: dude. you stole it from that kid you used to chill with. doesn’t that make you as worse as him?
you: nope! cause i had it first here. i’m going to beat his -ss!

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