Chrome Dick


a man in his early thirties to early forties who thinks he can still pick up 21 year old chicks. a chrome d-ck has slicked back hair, a gold chain around his neck and/or wrist, chest hair sticking out of the top of his hawaiian b-tton up shirt, with a cell phone (or pager) clipped onto the side of his pants. this type of man can be seen smoking cigars while driving his sports car on his way to the country club.

“that guy’s a chrome d-ck!”

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