chron-block
when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don’t take your business elsewhere.
it is like c-ck-blocking, but with weed sales.
juice: “yeah. i am about to pick up some weed right now.”
me: “okay because i am really tryna smoke a blunt.”
48 hours later…….still no weed
juice: “yeah my man is about to come though with some fire.”
me: “bullsh-t. stop trying to chron-block”
when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don’t take your business elsewhere. it is basically c-ck-blocking weed sales
juice: “yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now.”
buyer: “you sure cause i’m tryna smoke a blunt son”
juice: “yeah dog on my way”
48 hrs later…… still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else
you just got chron-blocked
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