Chrondezvous
1. an agreement between two or more persons to meet at a designated place and time, for the purposes of smoking or ingesting cannabis.
2. the smoking/ingesting session(or “sesh”) itself.
3. the designated, pre-determined meeting place where, there-in, one or more people go to smoke and/or ingest cannabis.
while sitting at home one lazy, reefer-deprived afternoon, our most humble and auspicious narrator devises a scheme that will -ssuredly solve all of his current problems. and so, he reaches for his telephone:
cole- “yo, whattup dawg?”
jen- “just jangin.”
cole- “i can dig it. chrondezvous?”
jen- “you read my f-cking mind! duck pond?”
cole- “h-llz yeah! don’t forget your papers!”
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