Chronic Facebook User


somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their facebook to see if anything is new

they do this about oh i don’t know maybe 30 times a day
this is also known as cfu. a chronic facebook user when first tries facebook feels great but now a chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on facebook.
don’t get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it’s just i don’t want to become a chronic facebook user

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