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• Bernadette Almendra

  some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television my girl friend is such a bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she […]

• beteedubs

  1. a shortened version of saying “by the way” in a much ‘cooler’ fashion. synonymn for “b.t.w”. also meaning “by the way” 1. honey beteedubs, the condom broke. congrats! 2. beteedubs, i’m not coming home tonight. 3. my baby drowned in the ocean yesterday, beteedubs.

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  a painful zit inside your ear that is d-mn near impossible to pop. “i have an ear pimple, it hurts!”

• Aussie salute

  brushing away flies with your hand. apparently, this is used somewhere in australia but i haven’t heard of it and i live in wa. sounds pretty backwater. “aussie salute” – just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.

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