chronic live masturbater


a chronic live m-st-rb-t-r is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. and when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got…oh my god…tht feels so goooddd!!!! i am such a chronic live m-st-rb-t-r

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