Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome
chronic masturbatory syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around p-b-rty, adulthood, and even in old age.
the telltale signs of chronic masturbatory syndrome, or cms, is very clear. the afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their s-xual fantasies.
then comes the time when they m-st-rb-t-. a lot.
we’re talking 3 to 9 times a day.
this will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
they’ll look at the most depraved p-rn just to get off.
this is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
“hey dude, are you feeling okay?”
“man, i got a bad case of cms.”
“chronic masturbatory syndrome? i’ll get the tissue paper.”
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