Chronic Shift Disease
see how i’m typing? this disease is cl-ssified as capitalizing every word even though it isn’t grammatically correct. try explaining that to the nation’s youth.
gosh, that was tiring.
i have a terrible case of chronic shift disease.
i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!
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