Chronic Wanker


one who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a w-nk. this condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
guy1: yo man? have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in doug’s apartment?

guy2: yeah man its cause he’s a f-cking chronic w-nker.

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