Chronicles of Nearnia


an exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.
john: so i drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this m-ssive 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then i tried to run the robber down, then i saw spiderman, then-..

tom: spare me your chronicles of nearnia and give me the milk.

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