Chronk
chronic w-nk.
to chronk is to furiously m-st-rb-t- for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. the act of chronking can become a serious issue amongst partic-p-nts, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.
despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. the ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pr-nounced dead at the scene – phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.
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