Chronologically Impaired


when one is romantically attracted to those younger than themselves. (can sometimes be taken to the extreme). similar to a pedo however intentions are less s-xual.
ex. “sesshomaru from inuyasha and kenpachi zaraki from bleach aren’t pedos they are just chronologically impaired.”

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to have the constant habit of never being on time or having the slightest clue how important things are to happen at their proper time.
i have this friend who has to be the most chronologically impaired person i know. he’s late so often that i consider him being late to be punctual. when he’s on time, i worry.

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