chub on my nuts


1. to gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone’s t-st-cl-s; 2. to place t-st-cl-s in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. to rub against the t-st-cl-s.
dude, you’re being an idiot right now. just chub on my nuts.

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