chubbalupagus


chubbalupagus is a common species of female humanoid native to urban and suburban environments, characterized by excess body weight in the form of wide hips, appreciable fupas, “m-ffin tops” and various expressions of back fat, flappy arms, thick ankles and a second chin.
although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. it is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.
jensen: so i hear you have a new girlfriend?
mack: she’s not really a girlfriend?
jensen: whatdya mean? didn’t she spend the night at your place the other night?
mack: she’s a chubbalupagus, dude.
jensen: ooh, oh. okay. i don’t do that myself. but all the power to ya.

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