Chubby Cock Rat

noun.
a very small (but chubby) rodent that lives inside the male p-n-s. at night it is rumored that this rat comes out and eats away much of your pubic hair, which is why this rat is so chubby. once it is finished it crawls back inside through the -n-s, only to begin the very long journey back to the p-n-s, only to have another night of mischief. masturbation does not affect this rat, and it lives further back as not to be blown apart by the insanly large amount of sperm. the chubby c-ck rats main diet consists of sperm, pubic hair and lice, and sometimes the bits that get caught in your -ss hairs (you know what im talking about). the chubby c-ck rats natural enemies are the right hand, the -ss goblin, and the very hostile c-ck ring.
the chubby c-ck rat is an endangered species, and you will be fined if you kill or harm one in any way, shape, or form.
person a: “dude wtf my p-b-s look like aliens mistook them for crop fields”
person b: “aw no man, thats just your chubby c-ck rat, you probly havent been eating enough cream cheese, so it got hungry, thats all”

a:”dude whats that fat hairy thing in my pants?!”
b:”no worries man, thats just a chubby c-ck rat, hes probly just hungry, dont make any movement or eye contact and he probly wont bite or try reproducing with you”