chubstep

stepping on a half erect p-n-s or “chubby”; chubstep
my girlfriend rushed out of bed this morning and gave me a real chubstep.
dubstep made by fat people.
‘dude, check out this chubstep…’
aka ‘dub step’, designed to allow a larger person to feel like they are moving faster than they really are.
a fat persons skinny simulator for dance floors.
on any english dance floor.

male – wow, this chub step is making me feel young again.

female – yeah, i feel like i’m a size 10 right now.

male – awesome, shall we go eat some pies?

female – yes, i thought you’d never ask me.
this word has multiple applications in the world of dubstep music. it may refer to:

1) a dubstep with a fat or tasty beat, dirtiness not withstanding (even the filthiest of beats is, to a dubstep fan, perfectly edible)

2) witnessing a person of overweight or obese stature dancing to any song that could be cl-ssified as dubstep. this usage is often accompanied with a slight gesture of the eyes, hands, or face in the general direction of the chubstepper.

3) a male-to-male reference about another male friend who had s-x with an overweight or obese girl the night before. typically, the usage of the word in this context should be accompanied by the vocal reproduction of dubstep’s signature ‘whamp whamp’ wobble b-ss, and synchronized pelvic thrusts, as well as a mimed grabbing of an -ss much wider than the male friend.
1) “shiiiiiiiiit, this is some mof-ckin chubstep right here.”

2) (whispered to a friend) “chubsteeeeeeeep.”

3) “yo, did you f-ckin’ see steve? you didn’t?! awwwww, maaaaaaaaaaan, you didn’t see…?! maaaaaaaaan, dude was gettin’ that chuuubstep last night. (grabs invisible fat b-tch and mimes the intercourses with her in doggy style) whamp whamp whaaaaamp, wh- wh- wh- wh- whaa whaa whaaa whaaaaaaaaa…. (continue for as long as necessary)”
dubstep made by fat people for fat people
mate, caspa isn’t dubstep… he’s chubstep.
the sound a fat person makes when they move around including wobs and wubs similar to dubstep.
bro-dy: yo broman ms. buffington makes chubstep.
broman: i know i can hear her. lets record it and put it on the internet.
bro-dy: awwww yeah