Chuck Bartowski


chuck bartowski is a t.v. character played by zachary levi. he is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the intersect). he is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
chuck bartowski: look, i’m not accusing you of anything… today. yesterday, yes, i may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but i’m really sorry about that. instead of not trusting you i should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

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