Chuck Bass
one of the only people, along with batman and james bond, who can look bad-ss by just saying his name.
damien: dude, the lady said she’s fine
chuck: dude. i’m chuck b-ss.
eva: you got me a ticket?
chuck: we don’t need tickets. i’m chuck b-ss.
blair: give me one reason i shouldn’t leave with him… and “i’m chuck b-ss” doesn’t count.
nate: she’s right, none of us are saints.
blair: yeah, i had s-x with him in the back of a limo
chuck: several times
nate: i had s-x with you at a wedding while i was her date… once.
-everyone looks at chuck-
chuck: …i’m chuck b-ss
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