Chuck Fucking Norris


a line that was just recently put in a rap battle of abe lincoln vs chuck norris on youtube. this means being all-powerful and indestructible.
guy 1: “i just shot you in the heart, why didn’t you die?”

guy 2:”cuz i am chuck f-cking norris!”

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