Chuck Norris sex
the moment the p-n-s enters the v-g-n-, climax is reached by the female partic-p-nt. and in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. he kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to resp-wn.
only achieved by one man. charles ray norris
“my wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little chuck norris s-x”
-chuck norris
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