Chuck Norrised
top definition
to succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.
i just chuck norrised the h-ll out of that test.
dude… we totally chuck norrised that bottle of jaeg last night.
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to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face
guy 1: holy cr-p!!! i think i killed him.
guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.
guy 3: sorry
3
to forward kick something or someone with great force.
-dude why you kick my door like that?! you’re not chuck norris.
-ya but i chuck norrised it.
-oh
4
you have to have freshly trimmed your p-b-s and have kept the clippings. you are receiving a bl-wj-b with the female kneeling infront of you. just before you c-m you pull out and c-m on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature chuck norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.
i was getting a bl-wj-b last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i chuck norrised her.
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another way of saying (you kicked -ss or kicked someones -ss) mostly everything you touch gets its -ss handed to them.
1. johnny: “holy cr-p! you chuck norrised that bear!”
billy: “i had to.. it ate my godd-mn picnic basket!!”
2. guy: “i totally chuck norrised that girls vag last night”
guy’s friend: “ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs”
6
the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris
chuck norrised
7
to simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.
wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? it looked like he was chuck norrised.
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