chuck schuldiner
legendary guitarist of the metal band death. one of the pioneers of extreme metal.
chuck p-ssed away in 2001. rip
legendary virtuoso/guitarist from the band death and control denied. he innovated many things in metal, and guitar. he was lightyears ahead of his time, he was such a huge inspiration to everyone that respected amazing music and his death was the greatest blow the metal community has ever recieved.
1967 – 2001 rip
guy in heaven: whoa is that chuck schuldiner?
angel: yes.
guy in heaven: hey chuck!
chuck schuldiner: plays wicked lead.
awesome singer/guitarist virtuoso who pioneered death metal. possessed didn’t! chuck died of a brain tumor in 2001. it was metal’s greatest tragedy yet, maybe tying with dimebag’s death in ’04.
r.i.p. chuck schuldiner. somewhere up in heaven, or somewhere down in the pits of h-ll, you’re looking down, or, uh, up, at all of us faithful death metalhead mourners.
g-d of death metal, singer/guitarist of the band death, unable to pay the hosptal bill died from a brain tumor on 12/13/01
reporter: “beliefs on the afterlife chuck?”
chuck schuldiner: “this is h-ll”
chuck was a god, but “in human form”, and had “zero tolerance” for bullsh-t. he got sick, but not with “leprosy”, and eventually had to “bite the pain”. he now spends his time “trapped in a corner”, in “crystal mountain”, and chuck’s life will always be “a story to tell”.
r.i.p chuck.
chuck schuldiner p-ssed away in 2001. rest in peace.
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