chuck sheen

slang term for where to get cocaine
do you know where i can get down with chuck sheen?
the offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of chuck norris and charlie sheen. chuck sheens g-dlike powers surp-ss anything the world has ever known. chuck sheen has the beard of a thousand norrises.
chuck sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand charlies.
when chuck sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil’s advocate).
chuck sheens first words were to jesus and those words were: “i am your father”
chuck sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
chuck sheen is triwinning. he wins here. he wins there. and he wins underwear.
chuck sheen can stop a panda in it’s tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
chuck sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
chuck sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
when you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of chuck sheen.
zeus: why can’t i be awesome?
me: you’re not chuck sheen. ’nuff said.