Chuck Storming


the act of blundering into a lamppost or any other erect obstacle at a pace whilst engaged in enthusiastic dialogue and therefore not paying attention.
e.g i)

dude a: ‘oiiizzooiiizzooi, i just chuck stormed it on the way in here!!1!’

dude b: ‘what a douche.’

dude c: ‘what a douche-f-g’

e.g ii)

bill: ‘hey, look at henry chuck storming over there.’

harry: ‘g-d, he’s such an attention seeking wh-r-.’

henry: ‘ooooooh stop. i can’t breathe.’

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