Chucktanium
a rare element only found in roundhouse kicks, and only those roundhouse kicks that are performed by chuck norris. nearly un-btainable by mortal humans.
i’ve been looking for a motorcycle frame made out of chucktanium, but i’m afraid it will roundhouse kick me right off the seat and into next week.
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