chud-baby


a baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. the ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker v-g-n-l secretions.
no two humans exist that could naturally sp-wn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.
a baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. comes from the term for discarded s-m-n often called chud. used most often as an insult for someone you vehemently hate.
“poor tyrone… have you seen his chud baby? i heard he also has one fugly baby’s momma on his back. d-mn.”

“jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- i hope he fails the lsat.”
a baby miraculously conceived through -n-l intercourse. the sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. the baby, then, travels back into the -ss, where it is born through the b-tthole, presumably covered in sh-t.

that chud baby smells like sh-t. throw it in the trash.
a baby who is born on the streets of new york through the process of piled up condoms and a sewer rat. typically occurs on tuesdays.
lets make a chud baby

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