CHUDWAH
acronym: clueless heteros-xual dominant wannabe
derogatory term used in the bdsm world for (typically) men who think they are masterly dominants, with no basis for their belief whatsoever. or they may be vanilla men who get off on cruising bdsm sites and fantasising about submissive women. they generally don’t get any dates.
“i got im’d by this stupid chudwah on collarme.com saying ‘kneel before me, b-tch!’… although he’s never done a scene in his life, and doesn’t know what a flogger is for.”
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