Chuggle


the sh-t you take after eating chinese food, especially bad chinese food. this sh-t usually comes in stages, culminating in one giant chuggle but can occur as one cataclysmic event.
f-ck you, you dusty f-ck! i sh-t out a chuggle the size of your mom’s -sshole the last time i went there
a crusty acc-mulation of excretory substance, including, but not limited to: fecal matter, pubic elements, g.a.r (greasy -ss residue), menstrual sauce, v-g-n-l and/or penile discharge (not restricted to infectious discharge), hematic elements, emesis, and/or p–pal spray, found among various conventionally unreachable areas -ssociated with waste allocation. it is critical not to restrict this definition to waste allocation devices and/or locations, septic systems, or the full spectrum of plumbing apparatus.
“it took me hours to clean all the chuggle out of my ears after last night’s water sports.”

“i found some prime chuggle under the toilet rim and added it to tonight’s stew.”

chuckle that sounds ugly. “that guy” always has this laugh, it sounds like a pig is raping a chicken.
ryan chuggles every day after one of his r-t-rded one-liners. the sound of his chuggle makes my ears bleed.
to walk in a swagger like fashion
everybody stared as we chuggled down the street
v. to swallow something whole (or at least as much as is possible), such as when someone takes an entire p-n-s into his or her mouth. also: to swallow large amounts of s-m-n while holding an entire p-n-s in one’s mouth.
chuggle my nuttacles!
the ripples and jiggling created after pulling a breast away from the body and releasing
i didn’t get past second base with megan, but she did let me chuggle her.

he chuggled me too hard last night- my t-ts feel saggy.
a chubby or rotund person. a portly baby or toddler that resembles the michelin man. a rounded looking animal such as a toad or hedgehog.
you’re baby is such a chuggle; i want to smoosh him.

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