chumbley
recieving a bl-wj-b while taking a sh-t.
i got a chumbley before cl-ss.
the hard, evil, cork-like t-rd holding back painful diarrhea.
i had to go so bad i was nauseous, but that d-mn chumbley just wouldn’t budge!
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