chumlitz
a word to replace any word you are trying to remember, but simply can’t. i.e. when the word is on the tip of your tongue, don’t worry about thinking of the word, just use chumlitz instead.
also can be used to replace a profanity.
what are you going to have on your toast? jam or chumlitz?
can you p-ss me the tv chumlitz?
what the freakin chumlitzer is going on here?
jane walked into the room and found matthew on all fours putting a chumlitz into his chumlitz. she went absolutely chumlitz and chumlitzed him in the chumlitz.
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