Chumming the Water
the beginning of a woman’s period, where she begins “spotting.”
girl 1: oww, i’m starting to get cramps.
girl 2: uh oh, you starting your period?
girl 1: yeah, do you have a tampon? it looks like i’m chumming the water. shark week starts real soon!
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