chump monkey


1. a phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who partic-p-tes in an act of extreme daftness.

2. a way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
1. i heard steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. “oh man, i am totally chump monkey’d.” – “man, your a chump monkey!”
a complete and utter idiot. also used to describe anything that is really stupid.
“that guy is a total chumpmonkey.”
“that referee made a real chumpmonkey call.”

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