Chumping
jumping over unsuspecting children
i started chumping over people because i was bored of planking
the sport of jumping children.
nice chumping bro, those kids didn’t see you coming! i’m so embarr-ssed i ever planked!
when someone overreacts, they are chumping
tammy- can you please get the phone
hogan- you get the d-mn phone you b-tch!
tammy- stop chumping!
going for a b-m or b-mming men
fancy a chump?
matt: what u up to tonight?
tom: nothing much, just a spot of chumping
chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.
variation: chumpin’
“dude why even bother chumping, if you’re not getting the humps then she should get the dumps.”
chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.
variation: chumpin’
“dude why even bother chumping, if you’re not getting the humps then she should get the dumps.”
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