Chumpitizer
dopey, the chumpion of the world. a serial chump. someone who aspires to imbecilic.
best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:
i know what you are, what you are, baby
chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you’re a chumpitizer
oh, chumpitizer, oh you’re a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
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