chumplord
often misunderstood as possibly being a positive thing with the use of lord, chumplord is very negative in nature. ultimately being lord of the chumps makes you the lowest of the low. the lowest chump of them all.
ex: “man that devin kid that always drinks all the beer and p-sses out in the corner is such a chumplord.” “lets draw on him.”
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