Chumpstain


a twit or muppet.
file this report, chumpstain!
a person viewed as a loser or lame.
“that chump stain is a 24 year old virgin”
a sh-t smear on your -sscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-sh-t chunk. said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), capt’n crunch and more. this does not include klingons.
i hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

dude, i went to eat erin’s p-ssy and the b-tch had a gnar chumpstain! she must wipe from back to front.

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