Chumpty Dumpty


a larger than normal canadian-greek immigrant from the acworth, ga area with a pizza restaurant whose product is marginally better than little caesar’s. he suffers from adult mega-adhd & compulsive eating from boredom, has no sense of social grace, and is a dead ringer for ron jeremy.
where’s chumpty dumpty?

oh you mean malaka?
he’s in the refrigerator, you surprised?
nope that cheap b-st-rd is always in other people’s refrigerators.

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