chunk spelunker


one who willingly engages in -ss play with a partner who has not first cleaned their -n-s and r-ct-m with an enema or at least a finger and a lot of soap.
“it isn’t necessary to be a chunk spelunker if you’ve got a colon hydrotherapist in the neighborhood”
a man with a propensity for engaging in -n-l s-x with women of grand proportions.
eddie got so trashed on friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. when he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. he hasn’t been the same since.
one who engages in -n-l play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene…
max likes to dig deep in his partner’s -ss in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker…

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