chunky avalanche
when you defecate on a woman’s chest and then j-zz on her face. when she gets up, both substances will begin falling down, creating the image of an avalanche, but with some chunky bits.
george w. bush: hey pop! i totally just gave hillary a chunky avalanche!
bush sr.: good work boy! it’ll take her at least 4 showers to get that off!
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