Chunky Lunchbox
when someone vomits inside a womens v-g-n- and closes it back up for the next man to eat out. then that man sh-ts in her v-g-n- to make it worse smelling. than finally, she squeezes it out into a paper bag to give to her boyfriend, who has just been cheated on twice.
bob: oh f-ck!!!
andy: what happend!
bob: my girl, just gave me a chunky lunchbox
andy: oh that sucks
bob: i had a feeling she was cheating.
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