chunky spalunker


1. bits of vomit floaties, such as in a drink or splattered upon a carpet.
2. a vomiter.
“eeeew, there are chunky spalunkers in my yoo-hoo….” said alex “aj” lampe, after he prepared a c-cktail in a cup he had vomited in five minutes prior.

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