Churbulence


noun: (pr-nounced like “turbulence”) :

1. severe unrest in the bowels, consequently leading to a terrible and m-ssive diarrheal episode. causes include spicy foods, alcohol, stress, and water from mexico.
dane: dude! that burrito nick ate last night took us all out!
molly: no way.. what happened?
dane: you remember that dangerous-looking hot sauce, right? well, he drenched his burrito in that stuff…. next thing you know he was yelling, “ladies and gentleman, i am experiencing some strange and violent churbulence! please open all windows and p-ss the wet-wipes, ’cause this is going to be epic!”
molly: ewwww gross hahahah
dane: affirmative. the churb can be quite terrifying.

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