Church Hat


a gaudy hat worn to church. frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. generally have matching gloves. most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the south on sundays or at any other formal occasion.
when she sang at the inauguration of barack obama, aretha wore her church hat.

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