church mouse



a dude that sucks another dudes d-ck on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it
my church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks i’m straight cause he stays quiet about it
a church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.
go back to church you church mouse!

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