church of beer
the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, suds!! -members of the church waste no time ‘praying’, cracking container after container…beer even superseding some of the more ‘base’ disciplines such as greed/avarice, and s-x!! -some disciples hold ‘services’ daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her ‘goods’.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
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