Church of the Holy Comforter
an excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your church affiliation.
“hey, joey. we’re having a revival sunday morning. you wanna come?”
“no thanks. i’m planning to attend the church of the holy comforter”
“where’s that?”
“in my bedroom. the alarm clock goes off at 10:00, i turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head.”
“smart-ss!”
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